INVASION
I am…trying not….to panic…deep breaths….THIS IS IN MY KITCHEN. ANOTHER IS IN THE SECOND BATHROOM. ROOMMATE #2 SAID ONE WAS IN HER BED.

My reaction: (inside: WTF. stay calm…stay calm…take a picture to document…) “Uhm..guys…there’s a spider….right…..there…” Roommate #2 reaction: “oh, ok. Let me get a shoe to kill it.” Me: (backing away slowly). Roommate #1 reaction: “No! let me take it outside.” Me: (Please…hurry…. )
THEN THEY FREAKING LOSE THE SPIDER TRYING TO SAVE IT. SHRIEKING ENSUES.

